A fax from the Westboro Baptist Church arrived just a little while ago in our newsroom and it was so delightfully demented it made our night:
THANK GOD FOR RECORD FLOODING IN NORTH DAKOTA!
God sent the flood waters to cover the evil people of Bismarck and Fargo, ND, where you flipped off God and raised your hands against His anointed by criminalizing WBC’s gospel preaching against fags and fag-enablers in January, 2007….
Now you rebels are giving God’s glory to your goddess "Mother Nature". Listen up! You are messing with the wrong God! God’s wrath abides on YOU! There are not enough volunteers or sandbags to stop it! It’s time to put away your idols and your filthy manner of life! Fear God, keep His commandments, and give glory to HIM for ALL His judgments!…
GOD HATES NORTH DAKOTA!
These nuts have been waiting for two years to get back at us for banning their protests at funerals. That’s some serious hating. Well, at least they’re not particularly violent. They just want you to beat them so they can sue.